i am a paranoid android..sob..sob (according to najwa)..

Paranoid Android
Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)

When I am king, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
You don't remember
You don't remember
Why don't you remember my name?
Off with his head, man
Off with his head, man
Why don't you remember my name?
I guess he does....

Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me
From a great height
From a great height... height...
Rain down, rain down
Come on rain down on me

That's it, sir
You're leaving
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!

..now ..who in the blue hell said that Friday the 13th should be scary???

yeah!....last friday was Friday the 13th... according to some bullshit source of info..this day should be scary...the day of witch hunt...
"find all black cats!!...kill 'em!!"...yeah yeah...and ade yg pulak buat parti halloween!!..time pose2 nih pun buat parti halloween ke?..hantu mane nak kuar..sumer kene rantai.
siap minum arak lagi tuh time bulan pose...ni mengalahkan hantu la plak tebiat nyer nih!!...
anyhou..my Friday was..hmmm...wachamacallit...hmm hmmm...yeah!..my friday was brilliantly beautiful Friday the 13th..no Jason..no loser with claws from the elm street..uh huh..not one of them were there..
infact..what was there is my beamingly happy gilfren...who already got her "baju raya" after a long long long shopping ..which is very2 lawa on her...(bahhh...finally...the attention is fully on me yeay yeay!!)..plus..she also..eh silap2..we also got ourselves a new motorola L6 each!!..for FREE...and how cool is that...and it come with a super cool bluetooth headset...gile cool OK!....and to wrap up the day...(kiss ur candy asses goodbye you no good Jason and Freddy!!)..
i manage to have a super duper nice chit chat (meeting) the GM of the Petroleum Engineering Department about my status and wish to be transfer to that department...
and he positively response to it by accepting me into the department..wah wah wah!!...and he was also proud of me of having the guts to make an appointment with him!!.
and now i know why..i mean why..the named it..THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

new job + new life + a degree in the dumpster + new guitar gadget = A purrrfect life..yeah right! (part 2)

well2....people..previously on....where did i stop..ohh....hmmm..finally i got a job from PETRONAS and it took them for about a month to find a "suitable" place for me la....which is doing PROCUREMENT...pweh!!!..i don't like the job...tapi i am grateful for god's gift...don't like it...it dont fit me!!..arrghhh!!!...mungkin ade hikmah di sebaliknyer...Keje kat KL, dekat ngan family, keje kat tempat yg posh, dekat ngan somebody's somebody....ngeh3....but..still i wanted a job that suits me....(not gonna happen i guess)....

so...the journey begin...buat la keje2 contract nih...paper work...presentation..paper work....presentation..paper work....pwek!!...this is where the FOOL part came in..(a degree in the dumpster).....u got a scholar..u go to a superb uni...u do an engineering degree...u got your degree...been busting ur arse for the degree...and at the end.....you work as a paper pusher....doing paper work...where you can roll your degree and threw it in the dumpster...and how great can your life be...my so called CHEMICAL ENGINEERING+a crash course on PETROLEUM ENGINEERING degree don't mean a thing in my job........na ah....sucks big time!!!


At the end of the day...i feel that i have to stop from moaning or complaining about my stoopid job becoz it won't do me any good...."if people gives you lemon, try turn it into lemonade"...i mean look on the bright side (which is to be honest..never work on me)...i will work my way up the ladder and out of the procurement dept....ngeh3.....i will one day be an engineer and no one could stop me..hhoooorahhh!!!!!!!!......malas dah pikir....sbb yg best nyer... i got my self a new guitar multi effects processor (GFX-3)..yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea!!!!...this is my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!... i love it all..my guitar and my guitar effects.....happy like tralalallala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new job + new life + a degree in the dumpster + new guitar gadget = A purrrfect life..yeah right! (part 1)

hmm...well. This is my 2nd post of my blog and i'm pretty happy that i manage to find a slot for this not-so-me session which is blogging. Well, to be honest, my life in 2006 is quite a colourfool year for me...yepp you see there..colour-fool@Kaler-ful.....there is this 2 section kan....the first one is colour and the second one is fool....aite...(act every year is a colourfool year for me...tapi sbb kali ni baru buat blog...nak try rase mcm cool sket la kan?kan?kan?..anyhou...)...let me tell bout the colour la..(mind me that i'm colour blind).... 2006 is the first year or shud i say the first and the last year for me to have a part time job....finally!!..i got off my theory which say "Kalo dah cuti , cuti je la....time ke keje, keje"... this is because, after my graduation year...i have predicted that i'm gonna have a damn-long-dreaded-wait-for-PETRONAS-to-offer-me-a-job holiday...(which is true actually)...

ok..snap back to reality...i did my part-time job at PETROSAINS@SNIASORTEP...hahaha..quite cool la tempat tuh sebenarnyer....ngan ade t-rex , kete2 F1, awek2 cun, brain teaser, awek2 cun (again) mcm2 lah lagi...pastu bayaran die best jugak la..RM5/hr..mane nak dpt dude..untuk berdiri saje ngan senyum sket pastu borak2..org nak bagik lime hinggit sejam...McD pon tak..eventho the work in McD is equivalent to the work as a buruh kasar...imagine!!!...kat PETROSAINS je dah kalerful gile babeng dah...i've met a lot of people (and you know who you are)!!..interesting people actually...hmm..PETROSAINS nih sbnrnye..a good place where you can build up your confidence in talking with people, presenting, yada yada....a good place for starters...

ok2..byk nak ckp pasal PETROSAINS nih tapi..kite skip je...then i got an offer from PETRONAS...to be a Well Test Engineer (what in blue hell is that?)..pastu ape lagik..happy bagai nak gile la...padehal..bese je keje tuh..tapi time rase mcm dpt jadik Presiden US lak...happy like tralalalalala..(ni i copycat it from sum1 spesel)..ok2...it's about time la PETRONAS offer me a job becoz it's oredi more than 6 months wait... then i go for the medical check up and without any surprise i failed the colour test....awwwww....pastu setel2 kan sumer borg2...then hantar kat HR people yg incharge (they said maybe ade complications sket on the colour blind thingy but then die akan CALL kalo ade ape2)...happy like tralalala again...after a while..without no call whatsoever....i assume that everything was A ok la..

Then on the sacred day...i got up early...drive all the way to klcc early2 in the morning...with my new shirt+new pant+new hope + a slim tie....nak gi untuk my first day of work nyer briefing la..(pegi nih berteman tau..ade la sorg tuh teman)...mule2 cuak gak la..sbb maybe medical prob tuh..but then ..nah wuddaell..ray-dah je la..(sebutan najwa nih)...pegi2 je..akak HR carigali tuh kate "eh, dik! Name awak nih tak comfirm lagi la. Ape kate adik gi HR center and tanyer diorang"..dah sudah...then off i go to the HR center...there i met this woman..which is very2 i mean very sarcastic n selambe...die kate " ala, you nyer medical problem tuh tak setel lagi la...colourblind nih payah sket dik, ape kate adik balik rumah dulu, then adik tunggu je kitorang tepon (ape die ingat aku buat part-time tunggu die tepon)..July nnt i try carikkan u tmpt..tapi skang u balik dulu"...imagine..ngan tie sumer tuh..die suh balik mcm tuh je...then die siap buat lawak lagi..and this one is not funny one bit..."tu la awak, kecik2 tanak makan carrot byk2, kan dah bute warne..hikhikhik"..if carrot is a solution, i'll be carrying carrot in my darn pocket everyday la mangkok!!!!geram gile..rase nak sagat je muke die gune penyagat carrot tuh!!!..then began another of my long dreaded wait for a PROPER job offer......

My first ever blog.....

heya peeps!!....see..i can blog too hahahah..again..cam best lak blog nih...cam cool lak...anyway..did u notice that i am using the arial font....(sounds familiar?)..yeap...this is the effect of being a paper pusher or a signature-seeker or should i say..kuli batak..in PETRONAS...ngeh3...the "kebiasaan" of using the ever loving-user-friendly-without-the-undo-hotkey sotftware named WordPRO!!!!!!!!!!..ok2 anyway..hmm..what shud i blog about eh...??...since this my first time in creating a blog...hmmm hmmm hmmm........... jap2..nak post dulu..my first blog entry....here goes...Welcome reality..goodbye virtuality!!!!!